Believe me, it was not Kermit, but someone sounding exceptionally constipated. I was so shocked! Culture Planning a Trip? They couldn't have been for nothing — right? Drugs find you. And then, in a small section towards the end, some of them are absolutely not funny. Now I'm just pissed and want to go home.
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He had nine or ten?
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Or so I thought. It doesn't take witnessing a bridezilla meltdown for you to know that weddings can be very stressful. They arrive, and I do enjoy them! He couldn't comprehend why I declined. When I first moved to my present city, I had time to kill before a vacation. The entire missive expressed again and again how compatible he thought we were and how amazingly well he thought the date went and how I had to go out with him again. I get a reply email, not from her, but from him.